Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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