I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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