discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
My feet surprised me
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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