You made me cry and you don't even care
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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