You're so nebulous sometimes
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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