White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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