Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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