sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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