I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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