Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I wear drunk well.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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