spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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