I can text with my tongue
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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