That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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