Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So I just went to clothing optional bar
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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