You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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