WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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