3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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