Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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