just tell him i said nine months
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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