no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
In the future we'll all be gay
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
tell me about the eggs
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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