She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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