Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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