this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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