I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
try to milk me bitch
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