Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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