But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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