yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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