She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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