you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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