Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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