He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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