Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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