Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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Do I have a choice?
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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