I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i came on her dog
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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