KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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