just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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