Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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