We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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