babies were throwing up all over the place
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
