FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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