Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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