Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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