You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Even my vagina gasped.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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