Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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