What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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