I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Never underestimate the power of titties
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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