Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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