i just google imaged poop.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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