the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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