she looked like the bat from fern gully.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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