I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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