carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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