Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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