I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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