I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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