I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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