"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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