Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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