So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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